fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

dean-thehotassbutt:

Every. Single. Person. That reblogs this will get a corny Halloween joke in their ask box. This month only.

Unless their ask box is closed. Sorry.

mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:
diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.

p0kemina:

fragmentedd:

Beauty or brains? 

Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u

(Source: grrrlproblems)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty)

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.
iamrickyhoover:

drythroats:

cashmoneysalad:

Hey it’s drythroats. Don’t steal pictures, you dinguses.

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES.

Counting down the days till you’re here living with me in our home😊

If your boyfriend doesn’t love your bum like this then he needs to go